Al Brown

    Al Brown was very good at fixing things around the house when they broken. One day he went to another city to do some work there, and his wife was alone in the house. While Mr. Brown was away, one of the faucets on the bathtub broke. Mrs. Brown didn’t know much about fixing broken faucets, so she telephoned a plumber.
    The plumber came to the house that afternoon and fixed the faucet in few minutes. When he finished, he gave Mrs. Brown his bill for the work.

    She looked at it for several seconds and then said, “Your prices are very high, aren’t they? Do you know, the doctor costs less than this when he comes to the house?”

    “Yes, i know,” answered the plumber. ”I know that very well, because i was a doctor until i was lucky enough to find this job a few months ago.”

Chicken for Dinner?

    A landowner from Seoul went to visit his farmer in the countryside and was treated to a grand dinner of boiled chicken.

    In the course of the meal, the farmer’s youngest son ran in, shouting, “There it is! He’s eating the dead chicken.”

    The landowner thought that he had been served a long dead chicken. So he put down his chopsticks and told the servant to clear the table, politely saying, “This is enough for me. My stomach can’t take any more food.”

    Just then, the boy started eating the chicken’s leg greedly saying at the same time, “Oh. This is really delicious.”

    “Why are you eating the dead chicken?” asked the surprised landowner.

    “Who eats live chicken?” replied the boy.
 

Fluffy Bunny Rabbit

    After a long day at the office, Chris came home one day and found his dog with the neighbour’s pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit was obviously dead. Chris panicked!

    “If my neighbous find out my dog killed their bunny, they’ll hate me forever,” he thought.

    So he took the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house, gave it a bath and blow-dried its fur.

    Chris knew his neighbours kept their backdoor open during the summer, so he sneaked inside and put the bunny back into the cage, hoping his neighbours would think it died af natural causes.

    A couple of days later, Chris and his neighbour saw each other outside.

    “Did you hear that Fluffy die?”The neighbour asked. “ Oh, uhmm... Sorry to hear rhat. What happened?” Chris mumbled. The neighbour replied, “We just found him dead in his cage one day. But the strange thing is that the day after we buried him, we went out to dinner and someone must have dug him up, gave hima bath and put him back into the cage!”